404 Documents, Installment Two: Mind your dreams

The mission began innocently enough.

I got an email from Agent 156 , which was equal parts cryptic and amusing. Or was that irritating? I’m not even sure anymore. Still, I knew more of the lingo than I liked to admit.

Truth is, the moment I finished reading the email, I felt like I had a purpose again. As an Agent, the daily grind became just a front. You can keep your dignity, you see?

TO: Agent 888
FROM: Agent 156
Subject: Briefing for Op. Mem-Nun-Aleph.

I am currently working on developing a questionnaire which will be used to determine an applicants 'placement' into one of six cells. (Part of the questionnaire will be a release form. We can't take responsibility for what these crazy kids are doing...)

“True or false:
I often cry after masturbating.
I sometimes dream about having sex with my mother/father.
I have an interest in theater.
I consider myself to be comfortable speaking openly to others. I have a psychological case file that is currently open or have received psychiatric treatment in the past 2 years.
I have faced significant legal problems in my life. I often find myself daydreaming about violent acts...”
Pretty basic stuff, psychological profiling and such.

The Buyer has provided me cell diagrams. These cells will continue to be given missions, projects, etc. relevant to their placement. If successful, this would provide for memetic infection, and good times for all. (Additionally it would allow us to provide cultural nudges. Part of the beauty of the cell concept is of course that no one involved at any level knows who else is involved, or where information is coming from. We are all moles. I will say that I am not the one running the show, nor is the Mother Hive Brain syndicate the only dis-organization involved--this connected with other similarly intentioned orgs.)

So what I want to know... is ? ! are you ready? Meet us in front of the KOP mall in a week. We will have supplies.

In closing, consider this aphorism:

Our sages say "the kidneys give advice." In particular, the right kidney relates to spiritual advice or introspection. The kidneys act similarly to the "conscience," as is said "by night my kidneys chastise me." This refers to the "chesbon nefesh" (introspection) of the month of Iyar.

Mind your dreams, Agent 888. Mind your dreams.