Connecting to the 8 Dimensions

I am Agent Θθ 3.14159 a.k.a. Brian E. Thegele and I'm here to teach you about mental visualization techniques and attaining your Avatar Self through a Spirit Animal which is done through a series of scientific methods and practices that I've developed within the Metaphysical Science Arena which is located in the right corner of my meth lab in my mom's garage.

To achieve complete enlightenment, one must leave their host body and tunnel through a higher existence upon your Spirit Animal to your Avatar Self. This is done via meditation and a simplistic understanding of quantum mechanics and string theory.

I realize that those words may cause you to feel intimidated enough to be hesitant, but you should trust me. QM and ST aren't difficult to understand, it's just that the science lobbyists attach a bunch of overly complicated and meaningless arbitration to it and lose sight of what it really is. This is done purposely to prevent people from discovering the true power of QT. Which I have discovered and am about to tell you now, here, on the internet.



Basic quantum mechanics is as follows:

Everything is made up of particles, there is an infinite multiverse (multiple universes), and there are 8 dimensions in each universe; with enough concentration and an æ5-49ø Maharik Seal for protection against the Klarxists you can manipulate your surroundings and travel omni-universally and to the 8 dimensions therein.

æ5-49ø Maharik Seal (tattooed on the head of just a regular stupid seal)

This may all sound foreign to you, as well as it should, because this is information that is directly from a sub-species group of gray aliens, which has been passed down through generations of "Chosen Ones" since the beginning of this universe 1.0 × 10⁹⁰ years ago.

Now I'm going to get a little technical, so you can skip this portion if you don't understand. It is simply to add some content backing my argument. basically, ∆x ∆p ≈ h. completely proves my claim. That is irrefutable.

To be a Chosen One is simple. There are three requirements:

1. Open-mindedness.
This means that you must be receptive to and fully accept any and all new ideas without question, unless of course that idea in any way shows "evidence" that there are limits to your power of quantum mechanical omni-dimensional mobility. Those ideas are normally intended and motivated to cause you to doubt your powers. Scientists create these myths because they hate being wrong. They want to sell books. They want to sell you mind-controlling drugs through inoculations and vaccines. They have twisted pure science into something deviant to line their pockets. They know if these secrets of QT that I am fully aware of get out into the public we would no longer have any need for the scientific arena.

2. A very strict Vegan diet.
Soy is the only substance that you need to survive, plus coffee. The evil establishment "health dieticians" have lied to you to make you believe that you are omnivorous. That is not true - Our human hosts are omnivorous, WE are spiritual beings of energy. And as everyone knows, spirits get their nourishment from soy and soy alone. And if you truly want to be pure, you must only eat raw soy flour. You must subscribe to the Vegan LifeCycle for at least 6 months before attempting to connect to your Avatar Self.

3. A dedicated area for meditation.
Some candles, a rug with a seemingly meaningful pattern on it. Some comfortable robes and probably some high-grade dimethyltryptamine or better yet, Xanadentheramine-9 to soothe your human host to keep it safe while you travel to your Avatar Self. This dedicated area must be named, I have named mine π17 after my alien ancestors' planet in the ∞ Galaxy. Play some relaxing ambient music and light incense and meditate and make sure your mom is either not at home or under comatose from rohypnol before you start.

Now you're ready to do science.


I would like to skip the descriptions and evidence of the 8 dimensions for a later date to get to the point of this blog entry. So in the meantime, just accept that there are 8 dimensions which I am going to teach you how to travel to... right now.

Because there are 8 dimensions, you must extend yourself to reach them all. You must pick a Spirit Animal that you can ride upon throughout the River of Seed to each universe and the 8 dimensions within. I have chosen the octopus due to it's 8 arms, however this isn't necessary. A Spirit Animal can be almost anything as long as you can summon it at will for transportation. Agent 489's Spirit Animal for example, is Burt Reynolds chest hair.

You must create your Spirit Animal first before traveling to your Avatar Self. The following video was created on how to do that and in the clip I'm showing you is one of the beginning stages of this method that I used to create my Octopus. This "Octupus Visualization" DVD is from the DVD Collection "Creating your Spirit Animal" produced by the College of æTheric Science. This video is difficult to find, but if you email me I can send you the entire collection for $349.99 plus s&h.

In my future posts, I will instruct you on meeting your Avatar Self and what to expect in the 8 dimensions. Later, we will delve into traveling to other universes to discover more about our surroundings and origins.